MIKE YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE!!!

A song Steve wrote for Mike, the supposed douchebag:

about www.xanga.com/slimamish Have you ever met my friend mike, he's the biggest douche in the whole wide world, he's a mean old douche, he has stupid hair, he's a douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche douche, douche douche douche douche douche douche. he's a stupid douche, mike's a douche, And he's such a dirty douche; I really mean it, mike, he's a big fat, stinking douche Big old fat fuckin' douche, miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa